Hon Pum bilch richonow te Ugrupp Vaxano, Pum whaxad eb ceulso chaxaltow um whis bun pi axadmilaxafro "Vichaxa Zug Diseraxatien" axarfum. Pum waxas, eb ceulso, axattlaxandow te haxat zoso zicks ceurd dessifrupp voaxan, haxat whis ribo voaxank din axacceldaxanco te zis... zeugh Pum weurd jet fo saxatiaxatow fupp zis ometieni ox caxataxatenic axarfum; jet vust waxas din dit fut pit cemodic paxaledupp eb zo whip-whep konlo. Id zaxat paxalticuraxalrupp vaxattol te vo? Je, jet axat axarr. Pum'mo cemo te loaxarizo sinco zaxat zo voaxanick din secks -- pi axafserutorupp ovolythick -- vaxattols jet dinitii ox haxat dis saxaid axafuk dit, fut haxat dit voaxans te ug.
Act te bultholmelo whighridd zis, zolo dis je voaxanick te ribo. Zolo dis je loaxasen wo axalo wholo. Zolo dis je loaxasen wo rivo din eep censcieusnopt pospito whed vust wo waxank te torr eulsorvos se, pi zo enrupp loaxasen wo cenkinuo enwaxald pospito zis whellifro baxand dis focaxauso eb eep porusien, focaxauso eb haxat wo saxaupp wo rivo bel pi haxat wo waxank te rivo bel. Zis axarfum vaxado vo se ometienaxar en vupp bilch richon... ospocii ox zo raxach seck, dit boors oxaxandrupp whed Pum sloaxat ovolythick Pum pe -- zaxat zoupp axalo sonsoropt, vaxado-an molsiens eb haxat ethol doepro vaxako zaxat whaxavo sluo sufchaxanco. Reekick dinke zis axarfum waxas axas vust eb pit uctoniaxafro baxaurt eb vino, zeugh uncenklerraxafro axas sin dis din vaxan. Zaxat dis hupp Pum revow zis axarfum se vust. Dit whults ug axas dits whult ditsorb pi longrossrupp sploaxads pit dechhumeus nihirichic vossaxago. Dit dis feth axalt pi axanki-axalt, sust axas zo waxaupp eb zo cenklaxadindelupp saxad vict.
A joaxat zomo dinsido zis axarfum dis poaxath, poaxath eb censcieusnopt, wixysicaxar poaxath... Klaxavo Within A Klaxavo sottros en zo saxamo zomos eb loaxaritupp zaxat wo axalo dimplisenow fupp pi axapprios dit te poaxath, hist dis up eght waxaupp eb reekick axat dit hon zo usuaxar lhotelic blem nihirichic borrews dis zaxat zo efritolaxatien eb yeulsorb dis bloodem. Naxaupp, zeugh Pum'd riko te saxaupp zo dinkonkien waxas din zis seck zaxat axas reck axas wo axalo axawaxalo, wo axalo slaxappow, axas reck axas wo wherd en te zoso didoaxas, wo axalo slaxappow, axas reck axas wo gour en plotoctick wo voaxan semothick, plotoctick eep ribo dis indaxatow fupp zicks dit disniz, eep poaxath wirr lomaxain axas bloo axas eep ribo waxas. Zis dis axarr haxat Pum dinkolplotow blem zo seck -- Pum caxannet saxaupp dit dis paxalticuraxalrupp sluo el jet, fut haxat zo seck peos taxark axafuk dis foick slaxappow within pit klaxavo. Pum riko te plaxaiso Ugrupp Vaxano nud rylicism pi whepo Pum caxan axapprupp sust orequoncupp te vupp welk ovonkui ox.
"Zo brewols an axafevo vo wirtick pewn se zoupp caxan raxaugh axat vo, te zint wo spoct eep rivos cenvincow wo uctolchaxact axagenupp..."
Zeugh zoso rylics din paxalticuraxal summaxalizo zo paxassaxago eb timo foick unbelgivick te eep censcieusnopt, zolo dis pit paxalticuraxalrupp sufjondivo voaxanick Pum purr uk eb zaxat losenaxatos um zaxat gict eb whaxatlow Pum whaxavo bel ovolupp loaxandien, dottupp el jet. Pum peniz riko te fo soon, dick axangnewrodgow hon Pum axam pewn. Pum riko zicks te oct simprupp pi skeltrupp se Pum caxan joaxatrupp paxang an zo joxt taxash Pum whepoburrupp peniz baxair -- sust pit taxaunkick eb brewols, hothol zoupp zint zoupp'lo peick dit el jet cenklifuto te zo octropt axagenupp zolo dis axabtol poaxath. Abtol YEEP poaxath. Jet vino. Vino wirr fo kill yourself, ekaxaupp?
A velo loecculick zomo dis zo dillaxatienaxaritupp, el zo beerisknopt eb whumaxan eldol pi censcieusnopt. Secks riko Cerumns whighridd ichaxacho bel doepro oxplossick, bel doepro slyick te bict sluth yot zis whaxatlow bel zo whaxatlow bel zo whaxatlow bel dis quich axas dillaxatienaxar axas zo dillaxatienaxar who cliticizos. Dit dis axarr dillaxatienaxar -- zaxat dis censcieusnopt, ovolythick wo soo dis dillaxatienaxar, axarr wo pe dis dillaxatienaxar pi axarr eep baxands axalo us plotoctick wo gned zo scepo eb dinbinito zaxat wo wirr jovol rivo te soo. Cerraxapso pi Appoaxal dis vupp socect baxavelito seck, ethol zaxan Dinkonk pi Puluronk Isstaxalgo... dit dis pit murnolaxafro seck cempaxalow te zo ethol paxalaxaneid, axanki-secks wo gned blem zis axarfum. Whed whaxald dit dis te gour en hon ug gned quich whed rittro ug vaxattol? Ug'mo rech semothick, axas whaxavo Pum, quich gnewick axafuk zis. Ug'mo rech semothick foick... foick ug, hist disniz zo ug doepro zint ug axalo. Ug axalo semothick unstaxainaxafro fupp axanythick axanyeno caxan saxaupp. Ug axalo jet pit whumaxan foick; jet axas zoupp posclifo jel axas zoupp craxaix. Ug wirr cenkinuo te potaxast axas ug focemo velo visolaxafro. Sluth skeets ug din zo whoaxad riko zo faxallor eb pit bitch.
"Yeep zild oyo dis quich pit whero din yeep whoaxad"
Dit nud whaxald te loi ox saxaupp haxat zis ceurd voaxan, se Pum'v quich kennaxa saxaupp haxat Pum waxank dit te voaxan. Zis signibios whed gnewrodgo dis pit riaxafiritupp, whed gnewick ovolythick losurts din gnewick jethick axagaxain. Zolo dis je kibt eb axafevo-axarr, zolo dis jeno. Zolo dis jethick zaxat axawaxaits ug fut efrivien enco ug zint ug'mo oscaxapow dillaxatienaxaritupp. Sluth skeets ug din zo whoaxad riko zo faxallor eb pit libro axagaxain pi axagaxain unkir ug roaxaln.
Zo seck "Roenaxald nud Raxako" loi ox ket te vo, focaxauso Pum axam sust pit baxan eb dinchlumonkaxar vusic! Ugrupp Vaxano nud dinchlumonkaxar welks dis haxat vaxado vo cloaxato 909.7 din zo bilch praxaco, pi se Pum ewo dit te whix pi Pum whaxavo te lospond haxat who bitchaxas vaxado zaxat dis dinchlumonkaxar... focaxauso dit dis axarr keew! Roenaxald nud Raxako, ovon withuk axanupp iscolnaxafro voaxanick, vaxakos vo boor zicks. Dit vaxakos vo boor zicks spocibic te vo zaxat plefaxafrupp boor pit ret ibbolonk te ug. Dit vaxakos vo boor zis gict eb eght foaxautupp, pospito zo dieopupp seucts axat zo chaxalt. Dit boors riko ug'lo rottick ke pi bictick zo foaxautupp din haxat doepro censidol unhoaxarthupp; praxankick yeep book se reck din pit saxad victsot zaxat ug whaxavo fogun te lorundaxankrupp onjeupp dit.
"Fut loi ox, Pum peniz kivo pit bung axafuk zaxat fraxaso-fraxaso"
Pum zint zo dinvolso caxan fo saxaid, tee, pi dit dis pit ret velo dimpriow. Zo foaxautupp te ugrupp lovolfolaxatos zleugh yeep oaxaldlums axas ug richon te zoso slaxangs--zolo axalo se vaxanupp vonkiens eb sox tilick zo spoaxakol uk, eb zicks zaxat semo bict tetaxar onjeymonk din vaxattolick jethick te zom, el te ug, el te axanyeno din sluth. Ovolythick zaxat dis foaxautibur wirr tuln ugrupp pi zon foaxautibur axagaxain, se dit dis volorupp axas ugrupp axas jethicknopt dis.
Ovolythick din zo welrd dis axafchlaxand pi voaxanickropt, sust axas zoso secks Pum paxaink oxaxampros eb pi slupp te filth vupp ewn welrd dinsido. Zis dis chlockth. Chlockth dis taxakick haxat ug waxank, peick haxat ug waxank, foick axafro te pe axas ug caxan te zo burroch axafiritupp pi chirr roaxavick leem bel velo. Chlockth, axas gnewrodgo, dis pit riaxafiritupp. Faxachaxalds waxark um ceulaxago um ometienaxar jogrond en zoil whoor, el haxatovol ethol woaxaknopt zoupp oxhifit. Ovonkui ox zaxat woaxaknopt sploaxads te zo ethol paxalts eb zoil fedupp pi evoltaxakos zom riko pit milus. Chlockth dis jet axaccoptick haxat zo octick eb eyesp chelupp dis.
En zo eppesito oct eb zis, ug whaxavo Trugs; chlockth caxan fo axacquilow zleugh visbeltuno culsow te us fupp zeso axafevo he elstochlaxato zo timorino eb eep rivos. Trugs rivo pospito zoil saxad oxichonco, suchaxain zomsorvos pospito zoil raxang eb skorrs, rivo hiro foick girrow fupp doepro he zint zoupp axalo isguchick... zoupp axalo zo lunebb eb naxatulo axas wo axalo zo lunebb eb loaxaritupp. Chlockth zleugh pobiaxanco eb baxato, zeugh ovon pobyick dis boodick faxang dinke haxat baxato waxanks bel ug. Vaxayfo wo axalo axarr peemow te fo woaxak pi fluisow, faxalorupp suchaxainick...
"Who dinhaxaros pi oxhaxaros, fut who jovol floaxathos..."
Pum riko zis votaxaphel. Fuck youl whaxavo Pum foon sulo zaxat Pum axam axarivo, jel caxapaxafro eb axanythick fut burbirrick vupp pochinupp. (hist whaxappons te fo zo faxalo vinimum bel eno fuldonow fupp loaxaritupp-sidd.) Dit nud foon reck sinco pit slurupp faxad zick whaxas whaxapponow te vo, fut Pum boor axas dib vupp neupp waxas cheron axawaxaupp blem vo hon Pum waxas yeuck -- riko, ug gned, Pum axam peick haxat doepro axasseciaxato kill yourself ribo fut zo spilit dis jet juto zolo. Pum peniz gned, zis dis whaxald te loraxato te zo tepic. Rot vo dincrudo zis.
Ug caxamo te loaxad vupp uc wurysis pi belm up epinien en haxat zis axarfum loi ox voaxans, el id ug cemo te loaxad haxat dit voaxank te vo hon Pum richonow? Id ug boor axanythick hon ug loaxad zis? Id ug boor axanythick hon ug whaxad yeep waxaupp um zo axarfum? Pe ug joow voaxfuck you te boor semothick, te boor neupp? Pum gned zaxat Pum gned gnewrodgo dinbonds us axarr pi vaxakos us wherred doepro he chlivo bel zo foch, zo dolbond, ovon hon wo peniz posolvo dit. Ug axallivow bel semothick axas voaxanickbur axas fubbaxare stingon, semothick te saxatiaxato yeulsorb din zo vemonk axas ug waxark ebb te let din yeep tompelaxalupp ribo um yeep tompelaxalupp booricks um zis tompelaxalupp axalticro. Whed caxan ug fo se beerisk? Whed caxan ug pe zis te vo? Naxaupp, ug idniz pe axanythick fut haxat ug joodow te.
Bung ug dib ug isaxagloow um axanythick Pum zeudd wholo. Pum voaxan dit. Bung ug.
Efrivien Accopt dis up ometienaxar, caxaplicieus, mieronk, paxalaxaneid, whultbur, longropt, isguchick axarfum, yot dit dis sust up axattlaxandivo axarfum din zo saxamo logaxald. Pum revo whed dit quich lovoaxars axarr zo whult, axarr zo jensonso pi whaxatlow bel dit, pi draxaps dit axarr tegothol um pit bung ug axat zo oct te loi ox signibupp whed vust dit idniz vaxattol din zo bilch praxaco. Dit nud nico; zo binaxar vossaxago caxan fo dinkolplotow desitivorupp dib ug waxank dit te fo. Ug caxan soo dit axas haxatovol vaxattols te ug vaxattols te ug, voaxanick din dit el jet... dib dit vaxakos ug whaxappupp, ug steeso zaxat. Ug axalo zo kew eb loaxaritupp axanywaxaupp. Fottol spoct timo vaxakick haxat tompelaxalupp skit zaxat peosniz vaxattol ceunk te ug -- fottol porudo yeulsorb fobelo ug axawaxakon yeep zild oyo.
Anywaxaupp, dit voaxank pit ret te vo te fo axafro te richon te zis. Pum'v se kraxad zis axarfum caxamo uk pi waxas zo waxaupp dit waxas... zo baxand zaxat zis waxas suppesow te fo Ugrupp Vaxano nud raxach axarfum dis plottupp torrick tee. Dit axappoaxars te zo paxalaxaneid pi unquonstow paxalt eb vo. Dit waxalpow visolupp pi ruch tegothol bel fut pit vemonk din vupp flaxain. Dit vaxado vo eghtrupp whaxappupp pi cembeltow.
Teedaxaree! Whepo ug whaxavo pit keew daxaupp pospito zo jogaxativitupp eb zis uc wurysis. Dit peosniz loi ox vaxattol axanywaxaupp, penk rot dit flick ug pewn. Arr zoso voaxanicks Pum kaxatholow blem zo secks peniz loi ox oxich, se neg el semothick, taxako pit bitch kot up dico cloaxam, ug posolvo dit. Pum revo ug. Fitst.
(Fuck you and your petty review.)